Gravy Race

My earlier Rick Majerus reference got me thinking about a hypothetical question:

To frame this, I envision Mississippi State playing Saint Louis University in the first round of the NCAA tournament with Holly Rowe doing the sideline reporting. It is midway through the second half and Mississippi State is clinging to a 1 point lead. During a TV timeout, referee Tim Higgins grabs a large bowl of warm gravy and places it at middle court.

Who gets there first?
1) Sideline reporter Holly Rowe
2) Mississippi State forward Renardo Sidney
3) SLU coach Rick Majerus
4) UCLA Center Josh Smith (who is in the crowd waiting for the 2nd game of the double-header)

Rowe:

Sidney (aka Fat Kid from Hook):

Majerus:

Smith:

Any thoughts?